1. The Wing Bowl is an eating competition and it happens at 5:30 in the morning.
2. Bing maps of the city apparently have gaydar:
3. The streets of this intersection:
4. Please observe this deep-fried Twinkie burger from Philly restaurant PYT:
5. Philly also has a doughnut bun burger.
6. Philadelphians eat something called a Krimpet. WHAT EVEN IS A KRIMPET?!?!
7. There is a strange obsession with Wawa iced tea:
8. There's a swiss cheese masturbator who was caught repeatedly crankin' off with a chunk of cheese:
9. And this classy gentleman:
10. When a pervert tried to expose himself to local high school "Goretti girls," they kicked his ass.
11. The Philly Phanatic is a pervert.
12. I mean, WHAT EVEN IS HE????
13. The police are very sassy on Twitter:
14. This child wreaks havoc in an empty butcher shop window:
15. The native foliage looks like this:
16. "Philadelphia" is misspelled on the team's official NFL gear:
17. Eagles fans are so rowdy that there was an in-house jail and court inside Veterans Stadium. This is Judge Seamus McCaffery who ruled over Eagles court:
18. This is what happens when two 49ers fans come to an Eagles game:
19. And in 1968, Eagles fans even pelted Santa with snowballs.
20. This Phillies fan admitted to purposely vomiting on an 11-year-old girl.
21. Phillies fans have been known to throw D batteries at players who declined to join their team.
22. Female Phillies fans attempted to put Ex-Lax into the food of a Giants player they saw at a restaurant.
23. The Eagles and the Phillies shared a box of porn that was stashed in Veterans Stadium.
24. The word "JAWN."
25. Speaking of words that don't make any sense anywhere else, this is a map of where "Mischief Night" is used (in blue):
26. Philly has no respect for weathermen:
27. Or police vehicles:
28. People dress up like this on New Year's Day:
29. Some mystery person keeps putting insane "Toynbee tiles" over the city:
30. The Philly mob had its own softball team.
31. You can get a lawyer who can also pierce your ears:
32. Beloved weatherman John Bolaris got hoodwinked by two Russian women into spending $43K at a Miami nightclub.
33. And then his girlfriend took over his Twitter while he slept and offered to share her nudes.
34. There's a whole museum dedicated to gross medical stuff.
35. The entire city is actually controlled by cats with laser paws. This is 100% factual.
36. There's a statue of a guy from some boxing movie in front of the fancy art museum:
