1. It started this November when Jose's girlfriend, Model Leila, decided she wanted pet goats. Jose does not appear thrilled:
My girlfriend Leila @ModelLeila wants to buy fainting goats tomorrow . Great
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
My girlfriend Leila @ModelLeila wants to buy fainting goats tomorrow . Great
2. Then he had to drive 5 hours to the middle of nowhere to get to the goat farm.
Leaving for bum f*** Egypt with @ModelLeila.... 5 hour drive..to get our 2 fainting goats tomorrow morning. Making a documentary on it
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
Leaving for bum f*** Egypt with @ModelLeila.... 5 hour drive..to get our 2 fainting goats tomorrow morning. Making a documentary on it
3. Model Leila is maybe a littttttle too attached to the goats.
Fainting goats tomorrow will be @ModelLeila 's children until we have our own .They will join our zoo of 4 dogs and tortoises. More to come
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
Fainting goats tomorrow will be @ModelLeila 's children until we have our own .They will join our zoo of 4 dogs and tortoises. More to come
4. Ugh, now he has to come up with names for these goats:
Got our goats . Any suggestions for names ? They're both girls
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
Got our goats . Any suggestions for names ? They're both girls
5. The police do not respect his goats.
Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome
6. Jose is possibly in serious peril here from these horny goats.
@ModelLeila and I and our goat fever . Both goats keep staring me down I think they're in heat
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
@ModelLeila and I and our goat fever . Both goats keep staring me down I think they're in heat
7. But wait - are the goats good luck?
These goats could've broken @cubs curse. It's a sign.
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
These goats could've broken @cubs curse. It's a sign.
8. The situation has devolved. Goats are rampantly headbutting Jose and Model Leila.
How can I stop the goats from head butting @ModelLeila and I dogs ?
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
How can I stop the goats from head butting @ModelLeila and I dogs ?
9. ABORT MISSION ABORT GOAT MISSION. GOATS PISSING AND SHITTING EVERYWHERE. GOATS ARE WEARING DIAPERS.
Yes everyone my girlfriend Leila &I @ModelLeila bought fainting goats& they were in the car w/diapers so they don't piss and shit everywhere
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
Yes everyone my girlfriend Leila &I @ModelLeila bought fainting goats& they were in the car w/diapers so they don't piss and shit everywhere
10. At this point, the Canseco home is being overrun by an obscene amount of animals
@ModelLeila ..Our 4 dogs in the room.. 2 goats in the bathroom, and 2 tortoises in the shower.8 animals in our room.
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
@ModelLeila ..Our 4 dogs in the room.. 2 goats in the bathroom, and 2 tortoises in the shower.8 animals in our room.
11. But even when they go out for a night on the town, Jose can't stop thinking about his goats, dreaming about the goats, missing the goats.
My girl Leila @ModelLeila and her best friend in la tonight. We miss our goats
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
My girl Leila @ModelLeila and her best friend in la tonight. We miss our goats
12. And yet the situation continues to go from Very Bad to Very Worse:
How can we stop our dogs from eating our goats poop? @ModelLeila
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
How can we stop our dogs from eating our goats poop? @ModelLeila
13. The goats are even getting on Model Leila's nerves:
Damn goat woke me up on my bday at 7 am
Leila Knight
@ModelLeila
Damn goat woke me up on my bday at 7 am
14. Finally, the day after Christmas, a serious letter from their landlord about violations due to the goats. Could this be the end for Coco the Goat and Chanel the Goat?
We got a very serious Goat warning from HOA?!? @ModelLeila
Jose Canseco
@JoseCanseco
We got a very serious Goat warning from HOA?!? @ModelLeila
