Quiz: Are You From Florida?

Turns out, you might be. This quiz, inspired by local expert @_FloridaMan, will reveal the truth.

Possible police sketch of you:

thesmokinggun.com

1. 1. Have you ever accidentally crushed someone's car with a monster truck?

   

   winknews.com

    Yes, but she left it parked near my crushin' zone, so it wasn't really my fault

   Yes, but she left it parked near my crushin' zone, so it wasn't really my fault

    No

   No

2. 2. Have you ever blamed lack of sex for robbing a 7-11?

   

   articles.orlandosentinel.com

    Yes, but it was totally justified

   Yes, but it was totally justified

    No

   No

3. 3. Are you banned from being within 50 ft of a school AND from buying Kool-Aid?

   

   scoop.it

    Yes, and I love Kool-Aid, it's where I get my vitamins

   Yes, and I love Kool-Aid, it's where I get my vitamins

    No

   No

4. 4. Is this the reason you're not currently locked up?

   

   blogs.miaminewtimes.com

    Well, "technically", yes

   Well, "technically", yes

    No

   No

5. 5. Have you ever hid in a pond after robbing your mom?

   

   tampabay.com

    Yes, a pond is a great hiding place (except for these gators)

   Yes, a pond is a great hiding place (except for these gators)

    No

   No

6. 6. Did your boyfriend ever just drive you SO nuts with his "Jagged Little Pill" mp3s you blew your cool?

   

    Ugh, I mean, I like Alanis just fine, but not 4x times in a row on repeat. That gets me in a platey mood

   Ugh, I mean, I like Alanis just fine, but not 4x times in a row on repeat. That gets me in a platey mood

    No

   No

7. 7. Have you ever bitten a police car?

   

   blogs.miaminewtimes.com

    Yeah, man, I was on hella bath salts

   Yeah, man, I was on hella bath salts

    No

   No

8. 8. Do you ever bring your Klingon sword into traffic?

   

   articles.sun-sentinel.com

    Yes, I bring it everywhere because it contains my powers

   Yes, I bring it everywhere because it contains my powers

    No

   No

9. 9. Have you ever used a fish as a weapon?

   

   thecollaredsheep.com

    Yeah well, sometimes when someone's acting a fool, they need a good fishslap

   Yeah well, sometimes when someone's acting a fool, they need a good fishslap

    No

   No

10. 10. Have you ever been denied entry to a strip club, and if so, was it because you tried to bring a housecat inside, and if so, did you call 911 to protest?

    

    elitedaily.com

     Yes, this was total bullshit. Mr. Swampcat and I wanted to enjoy some adult entertainment and this NAZI bouncer was all "you can't bring that possum in here," and I says, "it's not a possum it's a cat," and he was all, "then why doesn't it have fur on the

    Yes, this was total bullshit. Mr. Swampcat and I wanted to enjoy some adult entertainment and this NAZI bouncer was all "you can't bring that possum in here," and I says, "it's not a possum it's a cat," and he was all, "then why doesn't it have fur on the

     No

    No

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