4. Here he is hanging out on a post-apocalyptic beach. The apocalypse probably happened because two countries went to war over him.
5. The background for this was originally just a normal backdrop but it lit on fire because of how hot he is.
10. Yes, he belongs in a museum. This is a great museum, please shut down all the other museums.
13. Uh-oh, looks like there’s an evil Ahmed and a good Ahmed. I hope the good one wins.
17. Ahmed will stare into your soul and read your diary and he knows when you got your first period.
Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about the intersection of tech and web culture.