1. So, your friend was dumped. Time for you to spring to action.
2. Did you secretly hate him because he was a jerk or douche?
4. If yes, try not to gloat about. You can do that later on:
5. Make some fancy cupcakes for her (these double as your secret celebration):
7. Are they one of those couples that always breaks up and gets back together?
8. If so, just be a good listener and pretend as hard as you can to care this time:
11. Swing by the discount liquor store and bring over a Franzia:
16. And you’ll need to stock up on supplies, this is going to be a long night.
17. Important: do NOT let her cut bangs with nail scissors, no matter how badly she wants to:
19. Then you can skip the trashing him part and focus on all the other hotties out there:
22. Remember: your BFF duties are not done until you’re drunk and full of junk food:
24. Good news! More time for just besties to hang out!
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