How To Help A Friend Through A Breakup

A survival guide for when your BFF gets dumped. posted on

1. So, your friend was dumped. Time for you to spring to action.

2. Did you secretly hate him because he was a jerk or douche?

4. If yes, try not to gloat about. You can do that later on:

5. Make some fancy cupcakes for her (these double as your secret celebration):

6. Act totally surprised:

7. Are they one of those couples that always breaks up and gets back together?

8. If so, just be a good listener and pretend as hard as you can to care this time:

9. Did he break up with her in a bad way?

10. “He did WHAT?”

11. Swing by the discount liquor store and bring over a Franzia:

12. Did he cheat?

13. Bastard. Help her brainstorm the perfect revenge:

15. No time for homebaked goods, grab some Hostess cupcakes:

16. And you’ll need to stock up on supplies, this is going to be a long night.

17. Important: do NOT let her cut bangs with nail scissors, no matter how badly she wants to:

18. Was he a nice guy and they’re going to stay friends?

19. Then you can skip the trashing him part and focus on all the other hotties out there:

20. An elaborately decorated cake is a good gesture:

21. A bottle of cheap wine should suffice:

22. Remember: your BFF duties are not done until you’re drunk and full of junk food:

24. Good news! More time for just besties to hang out!

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