Crust punks love having dogs
Find yourself a crusty who's going to love you more than bathing or hygiene
Ok, first of all, you're gonna need a bandana
Bandanas are the most important part of being a crustdog
Get used to riding the subway (even though it's not really allowed)
And you might need to keep up with a bicycle
Being a crustdog means you get pet all the time, which is great
But you also have to sleep outside
You get to go to hang out at cool crustpunk concerts
You get to be out in the fresh air
Seriously, you reek of trying too hard
A cool crustdog compliments his human's style
Don't worry about being the coolest dog
You know what? Sometimes you don't even need the bandana
Allow yourself to be hugged by your human
Now you're the best crustpup in the squat!
