Horrible and Embarrassing "Your First Period" Party Goods
As if puberty wasn’t awkward enough, this company sells party supplies for your mom to throw you a party for your first period. If your mom does this, you should be allowed to put yourself up for adoption.
1. Invitations:
2. Girlhood to Womanhood paper plate (with “Pubery Rocks!” around the sides):
3. Party cups with “Self Respect” “Abstinence” and “Happy Menarch!”
4. Party favors bag:
5. If you’re attending a party, make sure to bring a “Puberty Happens” greeting card
6. And there’s party games! Puberty bingo:
7. “Pin the ovaries on the uterus” game:
8. Menstrual trivia:
9. “Puberty Marshmallow Mouth” game that teaches you puberty keywords:
Source: celebratepuberty.org / via: @PTCruiserUSA
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pigletinboots a year agoWhile I obviously don’t think periods are anything to be embarrassed about, I really can’t understand why anyone would want to advertise them. Or celebrate them. It’s just a thing that happens, it’s not an accomplishment. No offense to anyone who’s really into them or anything.
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Foozlesprite a year agoOh dear god, why would you ever seize an opportunity to do fun things with friends and learn about something your body will be doing for the next 40 years? The horror. Seriously, celebrate becoming a woman fast before the negatives of periods start setting in. Obviously not something I’d do before asking my daughter, since so many people are so disgusted by this aspect of women (I guess I can understand, but grow up!), but I see no reason not to have as much fun as we can with something we don’t exactly have a choice about.
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delicious kiwis a year agothis cant be real. how on earth is airing your daughter’s privacy out the window going to make her feel better about blood, cramps, and mood swings?
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nonatitania a year agoMine happened while my family was on vacation. I literally sent my friends an email titled “FINALLY” and the text was a red “.” in size 64 font… That being said, I will buy my future daughter those puberty plates.
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capt.jakov a year agoThe girls who think this is a good idea are usually less megan fox and more meg griffin.
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summerkindofgirl a year agoI lived with my dad during my “special day” no mom in sight.. It was the perfect day to realize my future.
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