31.
Fun-size Mounds. Literally barf city.
30.
Mini NECCO Wafer rolls. Terrible, but still a step up from Mounds.
28.
Almond Joy. Slightly less bad than Mounds.
24.
Milky Way: Snickers' boring cousin
23.
Plain M&Ms packet. Ew.
22.
Root Beer Dum Dums. The other flavors aren't even worth mentioning.
19.
Milk Duds, preferably (though not necessarily) not all in one big glob
16.
Single Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Only downside is that there's just one.
15.
Skittles. Good only because you can use them to trade for something better.
14.
Starburst 2-packs, but only if it's a pink and red
13.
Peanut M&Ms. Way better than plain.
11.
Take 5: Surprisingly good, but who ever sees these other than at Halloween?
10.
Green Apple Blow Pops
8.
100 Grand, secretly really good
7.
A contentious treat - Smarties
3.
Those surprisingly good foil-wrapped milk chocolate balls
2.
Fun-size Snickers. Better than the full-sized, they have a better choc-to-nuts ratio.
1.
Full-size Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The limousine of Halloween candy.