6 Signs Ikea Is Spying On You

Ikea was accused this week of spying on dissatisfied customers through private detectives. Here’s how to be alert for Ikea-spionage.

1. Your meatballs taste faintly of sodium pentothal (truth serum)

2. Your allen wrench has a tiny camera at the tip

3. You found a microphone taped to the underside of your Lack coffee table

4. You catch the ’80s Swedish bikini team going through your garbage; they speed off in a Volvo

5. Your assembly instructions explode after reading

6. The item and location code for a Malm dresser on your shopping list spell out your social security number

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