43 Reasons To Hate The Beach

Fellow beach haters unite! Show this to your friends when they’re trying to make you schlep to a broiling hellscape wasteland this summer.

3. Awkward wet marks from bathing suit

4. Gross exploding whales

5. Stinky wet towels and bathing suits in your laundry

8. Seagulls stealing your food

9. Seagulls stealing your shades

10. Seagulls pooping out the food they stole

12. Having to get in the water to pee

14. Not getting sunblock in the middle of your back

16. Sunscreen in your eyes

23. Dogs off the leash causing trouble

24. Wet dogs shaking water at you

34. Portuguese Man O’ Wars

37. So many sharks

38. Get the hell out of here, shark, I hate you so much

39. Sand around the rim of your soda can

40. Sand in your car….. FOREVER

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