43 Reasons To Hate The Beach

Fellow beach haters unite! Show this to your friends when they’re trying to make you schlep to a broiling hellscape wasteland this summer.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
43 Reasons To Hate The Beach
Katie Notopoulos

1. Diapers

2. Used needles

Source: flickr.com

3. Awkward wet marks from bathing suit

Source: c-ro

4. Gross exploding whales

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5. Stinky wet towels and bathing suits in your laundry

Source: kidwei

6. Mean birds

7. Dead birds

Source: ayosaurus

8. Seagulls stealing your food

Source: flickr.com

9. Seagulls stealing your shades

Source: aabonce

10. Seagulls pooping out the food they stole

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11. Used condoms

Source: kimli

12. Having to get in the water to pee

Source: flickr.com

13. Sand in your shoes

Source: flickr.com

14. Not getting sunblock in the middle of your back

Source: maxually

15. Tanning

16. Sunscreen in your eyes

Source: addylee

17. Hairy backs

Source: flickr.com

18. More hairy backs

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19. Wind

Source: leightho

20. Seaweed

Source: lishaharris

21. Thongs

Source: jimmyrocker

22. Speedos

Source: juhhesss

23. Dogs off the leash causing trouble

Source: krispykrumb

24. Wet dogs shaking water at you

Source: iredan

25. Parking

Source: jessiemoore

26. Naked babies

Source: philipjohnson

27. Kids

Source: ozfan22

28. Crowds

Source: dylanpassmore

29. Humanity

Source: ongering

30. Bad beach bodies

Source: syldavia

31. Good beach bodies

Source: flickr.com

32. Crabs

Source: bspokesnaps

33. Jellyfish

Source: zoenavarre

34. Portuguese Man O’ Wars

Source: kjunlulu

35. Sharks

Source: cubagallery

36. More sharks

Source: flickr.com

37. So many sharks

Source: google.com

38. Get the hell out of here, shark, I hate you so much

Source: google.com

39. Sand around the rim of your soda can

Source: hugtheplanet

40. Sand in your car….. FOREVER

41. Sand

Source: asisbiz.com

42. More sand

Source: asisbiz.com

43. Sand EVERYWHERE

Source: old_dog_photo

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