1. 1. Do NOT Spend Time Looking for the Cat in this Photo (He’s There, Though)
2. 2. Only Watch Half of This Video of a Slow Loris Being Tickled
No matter how badly you want to, stop yourself from watching this halfway through. This will require the resolve and discipline of a monk.
4. 4. Watch This Condensed Version of the Ninja Cat
A whole 20 seconds have been edited out, saving you precious time to get your work done!
9. 6. Do NOT Watch this Video of Foxes Jumping on a Trampoline
10. 8. Do NOT Google Your 7th Grade Crush
Don’t look on Facebook, don’t Google his/her name, don’t. I’ll save you the trouble: he/she is ugly and/or married now.
16. 10. Do NOT Watch All 7 Parts of this Hilariously Crazy Review of “The Phantom Menace”
Ok, maybe just watch the first one.