1. 1. Do NOT Spend Time Looking for the Cat in this Photo (He’s There, Though)
2. 2. Only Watch Half of This Video of a Slow Loris Being Tickled
No matter how badly you want to, stop yourself from watching this halfway through. This will require the resolve and discipline of a monk.
4. 4. Watch This Condensed Version of the Ninja Cat
A whole 20 seconds have been edited out, saving you precious time to get your work done!
9. 6. Do NOT Watch this Video of Foxes Jumping on a Trampoline
10. 8. Do NOT Google Your 7th Grade Crush
Don’t look on Facebook, don’t Google his/her name, don’t. I’ll save you the trouble: he/she is ugly and/or married now.
16. 10. Do NOT Watch All 7 Parts of this Hilariously Crazy Review of “The Phantom Menace”
Ok, maybe just watch the first one.
19. ….and Definitely Don’t Start Reading the “Brony Confessions” Tumblr
20. 12. Stop Looking for the Photobomber in these Photos
29. 13. Resist the Urge to Get a Snack from the Fridge
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