If I Was Your Cellmate I'd Never Let You Go

Let us revel in the brilliance that is Justin Bieber's deposition video exactly one year after his arrest.

Lets Do This Thing

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First There Was This

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Actually; I think you do

That Wink

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Does It?

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Well It Should Seeing As He Started Your Career

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Who Could Forget When Selena Got Brought Up?

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Whatever Happened To Them Anyway?

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They were so cute

Back To You Katie

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Except you did just call him Katie Couric

Hold On Nap Break

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And Of Course The Best Part Of The Entire Deposition

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When he didn't recall

And There You Have It The Most Disrespectful Deposition There Ever Was Courtesy of Mr. Justin Bieber

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At least we got this cute mug-shot out of it

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right?

Watch the deposition in its entirety here:

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