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1. "I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice."
2. "Thank god, you would have never been able to afford it."
3. "A Tuxedo."
4. "You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit."
5. "Kim is in for the night, which means so is my penis."
6. "You just really make me want to go to KMART and get a gun."
7. "I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with your peasants."
8. "Lord Disick, Bitch."
9. "Isn't she always?"
10. "No, I don't give a fuck."
11. "It's Todd Kraines!"
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