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1. "Excuse me, Nick? You're kinda blocking my view."
"I have better things to look at than your sculpted back."
2. "Date? You wish."
found a date for my next Event
3. "This tea is terrible. Really. Take it back and make me another."
4. "Ok, I get it. You have more followers than me."
Down Time
Geez.
5. "Yeah, you better believe I'm giving you the eye."
This lil bastard giving me the eye
6. "Umm... I don't want to be seen with you."
Oscar Da Grouch
I mean, I have better looking friends than you.
7. "Man, this deckchair would be so much more relaxing if it didn't have your half-naked body all over it."
8. "I was just stretching my legs, alright?"
9. "My selfie game is stronger than yours."
10. "Oh God, he thinks I'm a burrito. HE'S GOING TO EAT ME."
#Ewok
11. "Do you really have to tower over me like that?"
12. "Ugh Nick, I don't want my Christmas belly all over Twitter!"
Merry Christmas 🎅🌲🎁
"Can't I just snooze in peace?"
13. "I didn't ask for a Snoopy toy."
14. "Second head? Let's not even joke about that."
"But let's face it, I'd be the better head."
15. "I hope you're comfortable because I'm not."
16. "My back's not going to massage itself, Nick."
17. "I'm going to humour you and pretend you're actually talking dog."
18. "Omg I am so hungover. Why didn't you tell me to stop, Nick?"
19. "Are you done yet? I'm ready for the page to be turned."
20. "Does he think we're gloves or something?"
21. "Can you stop staring at me while I eat? It's pretty off-putting."
22. "What is this costume? I wanted to be a vacuum cleaner for Halloween."
23. "I do what I want."
24. "Move over Nick, it's my time to shine!"
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