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    The 22 Stages Of Wearing A Strapless Bra

    No straps, yes problem.

    1. So you want to wear a dress/shirt with a ~daring~ neckline.

    2. Cool. That's what they have strapless bras for.

    3. Look ma, no straps!

    4. No visible straps. It's like **mAgiC**.

    Moment of silence for Bette Midler as a witch.

    5. Hm, that's funny. Why is this starting to fall down when it fit me perfectly 15 minutes ago?

    6. Whatever. Forget the haters (gravity) because I look RADIANT.

    7. OK, if I have to pull this up one more time...

    8. Do they make suspenders for strapless bras???

    9. That would just be called a bra, which is what I was trying to avoid in the first place.

    10. Resigned to the fact that my arms will forever be in this position.

    11. Maybe if I just take it off...

    12. Nope, too risky.

    13. I GIVE UP. I NEED TO JUST LET IT BE.

    14. It. Is. Around. My. Waist.

    How the mighty have fallen.

    15. Maybe I should have just worn a bra with clear straps.

    16. But then it just looks like you’re wearing a bra with clear straps.

    17. Someone save me from this misery.

    18. Probably gained 40 pounds of muscle mass from repeatedly pulling my dress up.

    19. FINALLY HOME: Get this bra OFF of me.

    My body is ready.

    20. Ahh, finally I can RELAX. Never doing that again!

    21. *Online shops in bed* OoooOOoOOO I like this dress.

    22. But what bra would I wear with it.......................

    And in conclusion: