3. Washing your hair is a workout.
12. Or if you do accessorize, you wear the same things every damn time, so you might as well not even accessorize.
14. You haven’t worn earrings in so long that your earring holes have essentially closed.
23. Fine, but you will unbutton the fewest buttons possible to squeeze your head through.
- The battle to replace Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who died Saturday, is expected to elevate the role of the court in an unprecedented way.
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates had their nastiest debate yet in South Carolina last night 🇺🇸
- And "Deadpool" made $135 million this weekend, the best U.S. debut for an R-rated film. That's a lotta chimichangas 💵