33 Struggles Lazy Girls Know To Be True

Now you’re speaking my languid.

Life is hard when you’re lazy.

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You didn’t choose the lethargic life.

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The lethargic life chose you.

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1. You are the one on the right.

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2. Even when you do wake up, you lie in bed for another 10 minutes.

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3. Washing your hair is a workout.

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4. What is hair product?

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5. You can’t tolerate wet hair.

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6. But blowdrying your hair is also a workout that you are not willing to expend energy on.

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7. Too much time and dry heat.

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8. Your makeup routine consists of eyeliner.

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9. And only eyeliner.

Maybe some *mascara* if you’re feeling extra special.

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10. So you’re ready in about 10 seconds.

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11. “Accessorizing” is not a thing.

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12. Or if you do accessorize, you wear the same things every damn time, so you might as well not even accessorize.

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13. And of the accessories that you have, 100% of them were gifts from other people.


Wow, dainty bangles that I will never wear — how did you know?!?!

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14. You haven’t worn earrings in so long that your earring holes have essentially closed.

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15. You throw all of your potential outfits on the floor.

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16. “Outfits.”

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17. And then your floor just becomes your closet.

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18. And you resort to one of the solid 10 outfits you’ve been rotating in your wardrobe for the last three years.

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19. And these 10 “outfits” are actually just 10 different dresses.

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20. You have one sweater/cardigan and you only use it ICE (in case of emergency aka in cold establishments).

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21. Nope.

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22. Never.

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23. Fine, but you will unbutton the fewest buttons possible to squeeze your head through.

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24. You can’t remember the last time you untied and tied your laces to get your sneakers on.

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25. Actually, the majority of your shoes are slip-ons or faux lace-ups with side zippers.

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26. How you feel after wearing heels or constrictive clothing after 15 minutes.

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27. Walking up a flight of stairs in heels = scaling a mountain.

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28. “Heels.”

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29. Shopping for leisure does not make sense to you.

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30. And shopping for specific items of clothing/occasions is still the worst and you avoid it at all costs.

UGH I don’t need a clutch, I can just hold my phone in my spandex.

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31. Once your bra or your pants are off for the day, they’re not going back on.

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32. You’ve seriously contemplated wearing a blanket as clothing.

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33. And then you realize that’s how the Snuggie was created.

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Go forth and work on your night cheese.

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