You mean a chiffon kimono odor-and-sweat sponge?
Wow, comes in so many different colors.
5. Oh, so you want to button your collared shirt all the way up?
6. A fancy cutout number?
7. Earlier in air-conditioned room: A long-sleeve shirt seems like a good idea.
But why is she wearing sunglasses?
“I see my underarm moisture. Maybe death. Maybe both.”
Not unless they’re THESE.
Everyone needs a pair of convertible zip-off cargos.