Top 10 Weirdest Ways To Decorate For The Holidays

When you just don't have that "Martha Stewart" touch...

1. Just say "eff this!" and do a different holiday altogether...

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Grav3yard girl knows where it's at.

2. Make your very own #WreathWitherspoon a la Mindy Kaling

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This is just SO weird, which makes it SO awesome. It's just so damn Mindy. Love it.

3. Go outside and find some pine cones

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This is literally the easiest thing ever if you live in a pinecone-y region (whatever that means). Just pick up a few off the ground and throw 'em in a bowl. Add ice? Add wine?

4. Use your trash to make festive decor

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One man's trash is another man's treasure... right? Use empty wine bottles to make something pretty for your home.

5. Use food to spice up your tree

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Who doesn't love popcorn? Eat some, string some. Repeat.

6. Dress up your pet

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Put a santa hat on your pet and have them go about their day as usual. Your home will instantly feel more Christmas-y, or whatever. Also - there's the "aw" factor.

7. Turn your front door into a snowman with black construction paper

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Finally, a DIY for the artistic morons among us. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. But also, it's a tad creepy...

8. Turn your Christmas tree upside down

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Because it's pretty much the oddest thing you can do with your tree...

9. Add antlers to your car

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Whyyyy do people do this?? Putting antlers on your gas guzzler does not make it any cuter, but I suppose it's an easy way to get in the holiday spirit if you have minimal creative capacity.

10. Put up penis lights

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No, really, it's festive... if you're into that.