2. Ugh getting out of bed sucks, but that’s okay because now it’s time for the very best part of the morning:
3. Bathroom destroyed? What do YOU think?
4. Next, it’s time to hit the gym:
5. Ok fine. No workout today. What’s for breakfast?
6. Why, just EVERYTHING IN YOUR KITCHEN, of course.
7. Alright. It’s 11 am. No more distractions and idle musings. Time for work!
8. Your boss gives you a call “just to check in”, but wow pretending to be a productive employee for a whole 13 minutes is exhausting.
9. Funny you never noticed before, but that tree outside your window is surprisingly phallic…
10. Oh shit. Call with client.
11. No more dicking around. It’s 4 pm. Time to get shit done.
12. Or at the very least TRY to get shit done.
13. The clock strikes 5, the day was long, and you are surrriously in need of a hug:
14. But let’s be honest, another day without getting fired…
15. The working world is rough.
Here Are Today's Top Stories
- [Dominica Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit said that Tropical Storm Erika killed 20 people there, and set the island back 20 years from the damage. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/at-least-5-people-are-missing-after-tropical-storm-erika-thr)
- [Police are investigating the death of Jamycheal Mitchell, 24, who was arrested months ago in Virginia for allegedly stealing about $5 worth of groceries. He was found dead in his jail cell last week. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/black-man-held-for-months-for-stealing-5-worth-of-snacks-fou)
- Owen Labrie was found not guilty of felony sexual assault charges stemming from a 15-year-old former student's accusations that he raped her at St. Paul's School. ›