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Posted on Mar 31, 2015

If Famous Authors Used Thesaurus.com Like You Do

Here's what famous book titles would sound like if you wrote them in high school.

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If Famous Authors Used Thesaurus.com Like You Do

1. To Deliberately Annihilate a Feathered Creature

2. Decamped With the Chinook Gales

3. The Personal Moniker of the Fuchsia Blossom

4. The Large Carnivorous Feline, the Female Necromancer, and the Apparel Closet

5. Feelings of Self-Satisfaction and Unwarranted Bias

6. The Proprietor of the Circular Finger Enclosures

7. Cardiac Muscle of Cimmerian Shade

8. Simulacrum of a Female Gentleman

9. The Pre-Dehydration Raisins of Indignation

10. The Octogenarian Male and the Briny Deep

If Famous Authors Used Thesaurus.com Like You Do

1. To Deliberately Annihilate a Feathered Creature

2. Decamped With the Chinook Gales

3. The Personal Moniker of the Fuchsia Blossom

4. The Large Carnivorous Feline, the Female Necromancer, and the Apparel Closet

5. Feelings of Self-Satisfaction and Unwarranted Bias

6. The Proprietor of the Circular Finger Enclosures

7. Cardiac Muscle of Cimmerian Shade

8. Simulacrum of a Female Gentleman

9. The Pre-Dehydration Raisins of Indignation

10. The Octogenarian Male and the Briny Deep

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