This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Feb 4, 201615 Things That Happen When You Watch Too Many Crime ShowsEveryone's a suspect.by Kate CroleyCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You trust NO ONE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. You watch so many crimes shows you come to think of yourself as an actual detective. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. In fact, you're practically a cop. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And you get mad at police officers on TV who aren't as good as you at crime solving. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. One night stands terrify you because you can't help but suspect they're trying to kill you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. And if your friend says they've gone home with a Tinder date, you are SHOCKED they're still alive to tell the tale. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. When you go hiking, you're almost positive you'll stumble upon a body. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You will NEVER get a life insurance policy, as it spells certain death. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Because of true crime shows, you're suspicious of all your exes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You know every kind of self-defense, just in case everyone is, in fact, a serial killer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You have a lot of confidence in your skills. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. You know to leave your DNA everywhere you go in case the cops need to follow your trail... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. ...although you already have multiple plans to escape an abductor, mostly based on what victims do wrong on Criminal Minds. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You just KNOW you could plan the perfect crime and wonder why more criminals don't watch crime shows. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. You're almost certain your crime show-inspired paranoia has saved you from a dark end. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After all... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Get started here!