Kate Moss is aged, via the magic of makeup, to appear in her mid-60s like Patsy and Edina. She could be there long last friend from an orgy in the late ’60s!
Moss pops out of a bathroom stall, and lends Patsy a bump of coke.
Moss is a good friend of Saffron’s with appropriately buttoned-up, nerdy attire.
Even better, Moss could be Saffron’s lesbian lover!
Moss appears alongside Kristen Stewart, as members of a new band that has hired Edina’s PR firm to hype them. Hey, Moss and Stewart are supposedly working on a song together.
In a flashback scene, Moss could be the young Patsy. Hey, all it would take is the hair.
Gran has a surprise for Edina—she gave birth to another daughter, who she has kept a secret until now. Enter Moss.
Edina and Patsy crash a modeling shoot, reeking havoc on the set of one of Moss’ sets.
Moss co-stars alongside husband Jaime Hince, who Patsy decides she must have. Cue the volatile love triangle.
Moss appears as a bungling public health officer, investigating claims that so many cigarettes have been smoked in Edina’s flat that it needs to be considered a toxic site.
Read lots more about Kate on “Ab Fab” here.