Buzz·Posted on Oct. 28, 201518 Hilarious Headlines From "The Beaverton" Guaranteed To Make You LaughVia Canada's best (satirical) news source, The Beaverton.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When they pointed out the logical consequences of Canada's thirst: 2. When they noticed an unfortunate pattern in our education system: 3. When they celebrated a Canadian icon: 4. When they reported on Canadian wedding traditions: 5. When they worried about the CBC's future: 6. When they lamented the state of Canadian education: 7. When they offered a reasonable alternative to Canada's youth: 8. When they followed a Canadian astronaut to the movies: 9. When they made a shocking discovery: 10. When they made a pretty accurate prediction about Canadian television: 11. When their "funny" headline was all too real: 12. ...And again: 13. When they fired shots at Cornwall, Ontario: 14. When they found something surprising: 15. When a Canadian treasure was destroyed: 16. When they gave motivation to the Raptors: 17. When they made sure both of Canada's official languages were represented: 18. When they revealed the consequences of Canadians' efforts to Netflix and chill: Read more of The Beaverton's satirical Canadian news thebeaverton.com