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When this moose didn't care about trespassing laws:
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When this moose didn't care about personal space:
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When these moose settled a personal vendetta against a family:
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When our vandalism problem got out of control:
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When this vandal terrorized a city over and over again:
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When this is the typical cause of death:
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When our graffiti dropped harsh truths:
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When Canada's street crime was a real problem:
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When we recruited outsiders into our street gangs:
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When we created pure nightmare fuel:
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When we had to make this clarification:
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Because the bears will find a way to get us, one way or another:
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When we experienced the Canadian version of Maximum Overdrive:
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When this great escape occurred:
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And our real ducks DGAF, either:
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When this car accident occurred:
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When our hockey games end in the most logical way:
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When the greatest heist in history took place:
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When even the Canadian government took the zombie apocalypse seriously:
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When Canada had enough of your shit:
