Smokey The Bear Is Getting Too Old For This Shit

And that includes cake.

1. Smokey Bear just turned 70, and he’s not having any of your shenanigans.

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Are those…candles?

2. He’s come a long way since he masqueraded as a woman.

Department of Agriculture / Forest Service / Via research.archives.gov

And made you feel sexually confused.

3. Happy birthday, old guy!

Curmudgeon or sticking to his convictions? You decide.

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