35 Free Last-Minute Terrible Punny Costume Ideas

We give the pun, you do the rest.

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1 .Tequila Mockingbird

2. Hamela Anderson

3. Beyon-slayer

4. Bae Z

5. Paul McFartney

6. Kobe Beef Bryant

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7. Haulin' Oats

8. Col-bear Report

9. Kim Dong-Il

10. Bernie Mac 'n' Cheese

11. Phlegma Watson

12. Lucille Ballgag

13. Idris Hellba

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14. Jon Ham

15. Total Eclipse of the Fart

16. Babe-raham Lincoln

17. Paul Funyun

18. Whoopee Cushion Goldberg

19. Plastic Bagatha Christie

20. Fart Simpson

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21. SeaTriscuit

22. Scooby Doo-Doo

23. Melissa Joan Fart

24. Bitchfork Media

25. Ron Swan Song

26. Queefer Sutherland

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27. J.C. Chasez Penney

28. Edward Snowed-In

29. Cardamom and Cardadad

30. Mumford and Suns

31. All Hallow's Eve/Steve

32. Slice Girls

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33. LOL Simon

34. February Jones

35. Benedict Cucumberbatch