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Posted on Oct 21, 2013

Good Morning, Greed! The Top 8 Things You Can Buy On The Internet To Prove You’re Stupid Rich

Eight ways to prove others that you have loads of cash, and you're not scared to spend it.

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Good Morning, Greed! The Top 8 Things You Can Buy On The Internet To Prove You’re Stupid Rich

8. Say what? This $1K app makes you prove you’re a millionaire after you buy it.

7. The new stainless steel Visa black card, just so you can say, “Hey, baby, wanna feel my steel?”

6. This guy’s signature spot on Black Hat World forum. Offer him $10K and he’ll ask you, “Do I look like a desperate kid that needs money for Xbox?"

5. Swag with too many FB tags. Ay caramba…holy hashtags, Swagg Man!

4. Too many freaking Rolexes…or is that Rolexi? Doesn’t everyone check the time on cell phones anyway?

3. The most expensive Internet ad. Just be-freaking-cause.

2. A $1 million high school essay written by Thelonious Monk. Come on! He was a cool jazz guy, not Jesus…

1. Speaking of the Christ…$257,000 will get you this “Jesus Tries to Cheer up Paul McCartney Using Lamb Chop Puppet” painting – Wait, what?

Good Morning, Greed! The Top 8 Things You Can Buy On The Internet To Prove You’re Stupid Rich

8. Say what? This $1K app makes you prove you’re a millionaire after you buy it.

7. The new stainless steel Visa black card, just so you can say, “Hey, baby, wanna feel my steel?”

6. This guy’s signature spot on Black Hat World forum. Offer him $10K and he’ll ask you, “Do I look like a desperate kid that needs money for Xbox?"

5. Swag with too many FB tags. Ay caramba…holy hashtags, Swagg Man!

4. Too many freaking Rolexes…or is that Rolexi? Doesn’t everyone check the time on cell phones anyway?

3. The most expensive Internet ad. Just be-freaking-cause.

2. A $1 million high school essay written by Thelonious Monk. Come on! He was a cool jazz guy, not Jesus…

1. Speaking of the Christ…$257,000 will get you this “Jesus Tries to Cheer up Paul McCartney Using Lamb Chop Puppet” painting – Wait, what?

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