Tinder Thoughts And Reactions

So a friend has recommended to you this interesting dating app called Tinder. You finally talk yourself into downloading it, and oh the wonders you discover there.

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When you pick the best out of your profile pictures from Facebook to best represent what you have to offer.

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Now that you've picked that picture, decided what gender you are seeking, and put a catchy, informative, mysterious, and hilarious description of yourself in the about me section. You are ready!

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That moment where you are immediately bombarded with your first option.

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That first time you swipe to the right.

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That first time you swipe to the left.

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When you get your first match and you think wow this is great!

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You keep playing because you are the girl and of course you aren't going to initiate the conversation so you wait and wait and wait for him and nothing ever happens.

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Whatever there are more fish in the sea. With how many matches you have there is bound to be one brave soul who will take that leap!

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That moment the cute guy finally initiates the conversation and you quickly find he is just looking for a way to take you to "pound town." His words not yours.

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Or the guy that just out right opens with something to this effect or this exact charming one liner: "Let's fuck."

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Or the guy who tries way too hard to prove how much of a hipster he is.

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The stage five clinger who has decided to take up permanent residence in your inbox until you block him.

The guy who messages you and goes, "Alright I just want you to be yourself, but make it interesting." You immediately start to panic and just say the first thing that comes to mind..

Or you get the one who is fishing for a compliment so you shoot another one of your great one liners at him..

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After these lovely encounters you start to dig a little deeper before swiping right, which you already do rarely as is.

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That moment you read his about me and realize he likes all the wrong sports teams.

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When you scroll through his photos and realize his love of nature is out of this world.

He's how old and wants a woman my age?

His profile picture is a group photo and you pray he isn't the least attractive out of all his friends, but unfortunately you find this to be true. All you can think is, "Should I swipe right just to message him and ask if any of his friends are single?"

Then a seemingly nice, normal guy messages you. At first you are cautious because you have reason to be, but the conversation gets better and you exchange numbers and start planning that first date!

You keep this routine up until you either find a winner or until you have so many terrible experiences you decide to ditch the app and take your chances elsewhere. At the end of it all at least you tried right?