10 Reasons Why Libby Doesn't Deserve Anything For Her Birthday

You're turning 3 but your attitude and aptitude both stink! Here are some of the reasons you won't be getting anything from me this year.

1. You can't even use a Stylo pen properly

2. You think you can scooter like the big kids

3. You can't even count to 10 yet

4. You're a grass

5. You're a whinge

6. You're a grass AND a whinge

7. You think you can roll, but your tabs are shit

8. You took a selfie on MY phone without permission

9. Your pranks are shit

10. And you're a nightmare to watch Freddy Krueger with...

But at the end of the day...

You're still my favourite person in the world <3

And nothing makes me happier than seeing you like this...

So Happy Birthday Princess Libby

But you're getting nowt off me kid

L.O.L

Kane

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