How Kim Kardashian Fulfilled Kayne's 'Gold Digger' Prophecy

The only broke guy she messed with is literally Ray J.

They met at a beauty salon*

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*okay maybe they didn't meet here, but *details*

She had a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm*

*in her hand

She deff has an ass like Serena

She doesn't have 4 kids, but is 1 of four.

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They pulled up in a Benz

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She didn't have sex with Usher, but he looks like he would.

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She's looking like Michael with OUT his monayyy.

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He absolutely hollered "Prenup".

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I don't think she's actually even seen a Hyundai.

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But that is totally okay.

SHE GOT HIM FOR 18 YEARS.

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She definitely doesn't mess with broke guys

Except for Ray J... I mean he legit made "I Hit It First" to make money .... YAWN

But I'm not calling her a god digger, because she's got more money than the Pope's got prayers.