Things Americans Living In The UK Will Never Understand

But, like, WHY?

Why "Hiya" is used as a greeting, instead of a ninja sound effect.

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Why all timetables are in military time...what is 17:00?!

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Expecting a conservative cultural experience on a night out...

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When really the cultural influence is closer to this.

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This costs HOW much in dollars?

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Why the keys are different on the keyboards.

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Why the roads are the wrong way around.

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Replacing "z" with "s" and "er" with "re."

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Pronouncing the letter "h" (aych) as "haych."

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Why the concept of a non-orange spray tan doesn't exist here.

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Why we do not speak the same English.

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Why I cannot be as flawless as Kate.

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How this can be considered breakfast.

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Which direction I am actually travelling while on the Circle Line.

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Nonetheless, we love this country as much as we love its exports...

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We miss you Zayn...

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Hail Britannia!

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