The 17 Best OkCorgi Dating Profiles

OkCorgi: the online dating site for Corgis.

1. CoolSportsDude25

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About Me: I DO ALL THE SPORTS AND WIN ALL THE GAMES. LADIES, MESSAGE ME.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing to Admit: I drink out of the toilet bowl. Like all the time.

Favorite Quote: “Used to be commander in chief of my pimp ship flying high.”-A lyric Ne-Yo wrote about me

2. TheGardenCorgiWoman

About Me: I have 25 fake Facebook profiles so I can send myself free lives in Candycrush.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I love to play fetch in the nude.

Favorite Quote: “Even Batman has his guano days.”

First Thing People Notice About Me: There is a plant growing out of my head.

3. STEVE4

About Me: I have a huge secret that I can’t tell anyone.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I am actually Steve Jobs.

Favorite Quote: “The iPhone is a good idea.” -Me

4. CrustaceanDiscrimination74

About Me: I have been kicked off of OkCorgi 73 times because I am a lobster. I’m back because I am convinced my soulmate is here.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I HATE CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER.

Favorite Quote: “Shake it like a polar bear ninja.”

First Thing People Notice About Me: I am a lobster.

5. RyanGoslingTheCorgi

About Me: Not looking for anything serious. Just want to hang out and get mah belly rubbed.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I pee in my human’s slippers and blame the cat.

Favorite Quote: “If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that’s about as romantic as I can think of.” -Ryan Gosling

What I’m Looking For: A belly rub.

6. JurassicCorgi001

About Me: I spend every second of my day trying to summon dinosaur ghosts.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: On June 4, 2011 I saw a Triceratops/T-rex hybrid ghost.

Favorite Quote: “Jurassic Park is real.”-Me

7. UnkleKrackerRocks47

About Me: Executive getter of Get It Inc. I specialize in getting it.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit:I am a diehard Uncle Kracker fan.

Favorite Quote: “Executive by day, wild man by night.”

8. ThePartyIsHERE44

About Me: I’m a party starter.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: My favorite scent is the smell of my own farts.

Favorite Quote: Every single word in “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus.

9. BootehliciousCorgi51

About Me: My profile picture is my fabulous derriere because that’s all you need to see. I don’t even need a milkshake, the boys just come to my yard.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: My Corgi butt is so fluffy, you could dust your trinkets with it.

Favorite Quote: “There is an art to my posterior.”

Best Reason To Get to Know Me: I mean, just look at that keister.

10. NickelbackFan1

About Me: I have won every beauty pageant I’ve ever been in. I’m also a grown Corgi man. I have long, luscious whiskers and food often gets stuck in them (I call these my leftovers and yes, I will share them with one lucky lady).

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I am Nickelback’s biggest fan.

Favorite Quote: “What the hell is that on Joey’s head?”—Nickelback, greatest lyric EVER written

11. CheetoLuvah26

About Me: I sniff butt on the first date.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I often buy the “sharing size” bag of Cheetos and share only with myself.

Favorite Quote: “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.”-Me every time I get an Auntie Anne’s pretzel

12. IAmBetterThanAshKetchum300

About Me: I have caught all the Pokemon. This makes me a catch. Message me boys.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: My first boyfriend was my Gameboy color (teal).

Favorite Quote: “If you can’t handle me at my worst then you don’t deserve to see my Pokemon card collection. Lmao bye.”-Marilyn Monroe plus me

13. KoolChainBoi

About Me: I go hard. You should know this by looking at my kool chain.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I often get caught riding dirty.

Favorite Quote: “A hustla’s work is never through.”

14. Urkel1200

About Me: I’m a goofy guy with a fun-loving personality. I did not get my first kiss until I was eighteen (spin the bottle is cool and good).

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I’m an aggressive fan of Badminton.

Favorite Quote: “Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.”-Spongebob Squarepants.

A Question I Like To Ask On a First Date: If farts were colored, what color would yours be?

15. CorgiGamer67

About Me: I’m looking for a pretty girl to feed me jerky while I play my XBOX all day.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: My human has a newborn baby and I poop in its playpen on purpose.

Favorite Quote: “Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.” -Dustin Diamond

16. ObiWanKenCorgi

About Me: I carry my inhaler everywhere just in case I see a hot lady.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I am Obi Wan (see above pic).

Favorite Quote: “That’s not a moon. It’s a space station.” -Me

17. ABELINCOLNGIRL51

About Me: I modeled my life after Old Abe.

Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I have written 35,129 pages of Abraham Lincoln fanfiction.

Favorite Quote: “Every kiss begins with Abe.”-Me

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