1.
Lorde - see a diamond in the flesh
2.
Zac Efron - continue to dominate Common White Girl tweets
3.
Brian Griffin - never bury a bone in the ground again
4.
Paula Deen - have a cooking show on BET
5.
Beyoncé - join forces with Pope Francis & rule the world together
6.
North West - learn to walk without holding Kim's hand
7.
Kanye West - learn to ride a motorcycle without holding Kim's boob
8.
Ylvis - get the courage to talk to some foxes
9.
Barack Obama - prove to Michelle (& the country) that he can still perform
10.
Carrie Underwood - enroll in some acting classes
11.
Miley Cyrus - create sledgehammer-flavored lollypops
12.
Dylan Sprouse - stop taking pictures of himself Zack-ing off