He forgot something - the government can [and have many times] decide to modernise their notes, changing the appearance and eventually rendering his $20 bill obsolete.  When he talks about the history of the world, and not just that of Christianity, he ignores the fact that marriage as a global institution has always been very diverse. Plus, using the Bible as a strict guide, we shouldn’t really have problems with bigamy.

Where the FUCK is this dudes upper lip?

Everyone here: People who feel that when goverments and religions want something, they have to go against it.
All comments here: “You’re opinion is different then mine! You’re a homophobic asshole who is too ignorant. What a sheep!” My point: Just because they don’t support your point (gay marriage) does not mean they are any worse then you in anyway.

The dude is so Gay! Come out of the closet Bob Nelson.

Counterfeit tolerant people.

Butthurt much, people?
See what I did there?

can someone point out the ludicrous notion that gay marriage can either be proven or disproven. that doesn’t even make sense.

He believes in a Magic Sky Daddy and not love.
… How sad.

I’m just gonna quote Jon Stewart in all his glorious wisdom: “Shut yer piehole, old man!”

If they want gay marriage so bad, give it to them. I bet there are a lot of divorce attorney’s and private investigators just waiting for it be legalized.

“We’ve learned to ignore what the bible says about women, virginity, masturbation, slavery, pork, lobster, beards, etc. We are going to have to learn to ignore what the bible says about homosexuality.” — Dan Savage

LOL. God authored marriage!? Oh fail…

This brings us to the source of ‘confusion’: There are two marriages. It’s a fact:
The church version and the civil version. For those of us who’ve taken the plunge this is a perfectly clear distinction.
When right wingers talk about what gays want they always muddle things by “confusing” the two.
Gays want the civil version to include them, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the church version.
It’s ridiculous how they try to confuse the, shall we say, intelligence-challenged among us to get worked up over something they know is completely unrelated. /rant.

I want to rip that smile off of his fucking face.

Non sequitur fallacy of logic. So tired of this crap. I’m straight and I don’t care if gay people get married. It just doesn’t matter. Doesn’t affect me, my marriage or my sexual preferences.

inb4 he gets ran over my truck during a gay pride parade

I have nothing nice to say about him…

what ever happened to the separation of church & state?

In Bob Nelson’s case:
Marriage is between a man, his loyal beard, a big book of Middle Eastern mythology, and a litany of unsupported presuppositions about supernatural forces.