justinlc

Col. Justin Lightning Cousson, II (born Lew Alcindor on March 14, 1928) is likely on his yacht, eating sherbet and changing his clothes. I'm a stand-up comedian, part-time bassist, first-rate haberdasher and a cartoonist of indeterminable ethnicity and questionable ambition Want to know my favorite word? I'll give you a hint - it's "follies." I collect dust and black-and-white B-movies. If you're a brilliant female detective who finds that people are reluctant to hire a woman private investigator, I'll happily act as a front while you do all the real work and I charmingly stumble onto clues. I'm really not good at holding babies. Just a heads-up.

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