25 Types Of People Who Take Photos Of Their Food Instead Of Eating It

Because everyone needs to see what you’re eating. You’re just that important.

1. The lighting expert.

“Can someone bring me the diffused lamp? Maybe a gel or two.”

ID: 1595793

2. The bemused foreigner.

“This American dessert is just jello and fruit. How quaint. It should go nicely with my pinot noir.”

ID: 1595888

3. The dad

“What do you mean put the camera away? It was on sale at the Best Buy. Plus, look at those flapjacks!”

ID: 1595889

4. The daughter

“My dad gave me his old camera since he got a new one from the Best Buy.”

ID: 1595894

5. The perfectionist

“Just tilt the waffle a little bit more… Perfect.”

ID: 1595890

6. Mr. I Got To Get The Whole Thing In The Shot.

And he did.

ID: 1595891

7. The lunch breaker.

“These leftovers came out looking AMAZING!”

ID: 1595892

8. The cone-heads

-“Hold it straight!”
-“I am holding it straight!
-“It’s melting all over your hand!”

ID: 1595893

9. Ms. Outdoors

“This is going to look siiiick in sepia.”

ID: 1595895

10. Miss I’m About To Drop This Into My Food.


ID: 1595896

11. The color enthusiast.

“The way the green plays off the yellow and white is just…” *begins to softly weep*

ID: 1595897

12. The British dad visiting America.

“Oy, this don’t look like a proper curry. I gotta snap a pic and send it to Nigel. Also, I should tell him how the Best Buy was. He’ll think I was havin’ a laugh!”

ID: 1595898

13. DJ Vegetarian

“Yo, this red cabbage and broccolini is off the chain.” *hits airhorn sound effect*

ID: 1595899

14. The guy who had a few too many.

“Why aren’t the pics coming out? Oops! This isn’t a phone, it’s a chocolate bar. My bad.”

ID: 1595900

15. Mr. Depth of Field

“This is how Kubrick started.”

ID: 1595901

16. The bro

“I am so internally regretting this decision to eat six burgers and two fries, but the societal pressure I am under on a daily basis leaves me with no choice. Also, GO SIGMA CHI!”

ID: 1595903

17. The sweet tooth

“A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine not work when you have diabetes.”

ID: 1595902

18. The just-happy-to-be-there people

-“Finally, someone invited us to lunch.”
-“Let’s commemorate the occasion by taking pictures of the dim-sum.”
-“Sounds like a plan, Stan!”
-“Cool beans, Jan!”

ID: 1595904

19. The stager

“What? I could have been eating a large brownie in the middle of the living room floor. Don’t judge me.”

ID: 1595907

20. The just broken up with guy.

“See, Sara. I don’t need you. I can take care of myself!”

ID: 1595908

21. The guy who literally is still in line, taking a picture of his food two seconds after getting it.

“The first moment you see it is the one you can’t forget.”

ID: 1595909

22. Mr. Shit, I Just Took a Bite

“Oh, well. Will have to be quicker on the draw next time.”

ID: 1595910

23. The other daughter

“I can’t believe dad gave her the camera. He knew I wanted one, she doesn’t even know who Ansel Adams is! Not like I’m jealous or anything.”

ID: 1595911

24. Mr. Lonely

“Happy Birthday to myself…”

ID: 1595912

25. These two

“Seriously, take those off.” - Their mother.

ID: 1595906

For more food-narcissism check out Pictures Of Hipsters Taking Pictures Of Food

ID: 1595930


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