14 Types Of People You Meet At The Gym

AKA Please don't be these people.

1. The Bitchy Receptionist

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Well, excuuuuuse me for wanting to know if the Zumba class started! I see your game of Candy Crush is way more important than offering good customer service.

2. Señor Tiny Shorts

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Surprise! He's decided to do squats two inches from your face as you do the bench press. Good times!

3. Grizzled Old Guy

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"What do you mean can you work in a set? Get off my incline press!"

4. Confused McGee

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You've seen him; walking up to a machine only to be thoroughly baffled by how to use it. Not that you're going to help him, though. You still have another few reps to go.

5. The Creep

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Are they actually there to work out or just leer? Either way, they've been standing by the drinking fountain waaaaay too long.

6. The Full Make-Up Chick

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Not that I'm complaining. At least she's not...

7. The Jeans Wearer

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You are not Marilyn Monroe, so, y'know, stop wearing jeans to the gym.

8. Mr. Perfect

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Not to be confused with Curt Hennig (RIP), this dude lives to give other men body dysmorphia. Oh, and to bang Full Make-Up Chick.

9. The Monster

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Unlike Mr. Perfect, you know you could never be this guy, or if you would even want to. Also, whatever concoction he keeps drinking out of his giant water bottle weirds you out.

10. The Overweight Trainer

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"What? I'm here to train you, not the other way around. Now give me 20 and make it fast. I've got a Hot Pocket in the freezer and it's calling my name."

11. The Chatty Cathy

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You tell 'em, Skyler. BTW, when's breakfast?

12. The Cellphone Douche

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Bro, none of us care about your trip to the Bahamas, so stop talking so loudly about it, OK?

13. The Stinky Ghost

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Who is it that smells so bad? The guy on the treadmill next to you? The lady on the row machine? Or is it... you?

14. The Minor Celebrity

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Calm down, Skyler. It's just Cory Feldman doing crunches. Now, seriously, where's that breakfast?