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Unemployed Ivy Leaguer Will Walk Your Frou Frou Dog
Best Craigslist Ad ever, via Andrew Sargus Klein
"HEY RICH-ASS DOG OWNERS:
Are you at the office 23 hours a day in a coke-fueled effort to squeeze every last penny out of your 20s and 30s?
Are you going out of town with your post-divorce trophy-girlfriend to visit your slave ship collection in the Barbados?
Do you work for a corporation that received TARP money?
I AM YOUR DOG-WALKER."
