Wilbur: The Only Dog You'll Ever Need To See

There is a short, pissy little drunk man that lives in my home. His Name is Wilbur, and he's the most adorable man beast you'll ever see.

He was so sweet in the beginning...

The built in leg warmers came free of charge.

Allowing the general public to behold the glory that is Wilbur

Napoleon complex aside, he still takes kindly to the little guys

...even though he's clearly pissed.

But then he became a boozehound.

A completely self absorbed narcissist too drunk to even hold the camera for selfies.

If his looks didn't get him the attention he craved, he turned to the twerk.

Have some self respect, PLEASE.

... or the fine art of seduction.

Over the past few months, he has tried cleaning up his act a bit.

Look at this dapper bastard.

...even poses for a family photo when asked nicely.

Sure, he still has his perversions...

Wilbur Allen: town peeper.

But he really is starting to mellow out.

"Wilbz Noir"

Cocky, pissy, adorable, boozehound. Wilbur Allen wins dog.