10 Real (and CUTE!) Mermaids
Sometimes you reach a mind-boggling epiphany that forever shapes the way you view the world around you. For some people, that epiphany is, y'know, a belief in God, or figuring out the meaning to life, or learning how to conjugate the verb "to lay." For me, it was noticing that mermaids are everywhere. No, I mean, really. Unfortunately, humans don't have mermaids. But other animals do. Wouldn't a scorpion see a lobster and think of it as a mermaid? There's a whole family of animals-- the pinnipeds-- that is absolutely full of mermaids... if you're not human, that is.
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