Brooklyn-based comedian Maria Heinegg recently started #breakuppoetry on Twitter.
I want to thank everyone who participated in the #breakuppoetry trend. It was my baby and like my other babies, it was fun while it lasted!
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, That's where I let all your stuff, after you cheated on me. #breakuppoetry
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox Oh, no That was your heart medication #breakuppoetry
I do not like you on a boat, I do not like you with a goat. I do not like you, Sam #breakuppoetry
Begging Yearning Pleading For the day you return All my damn CDs and DVDs #breakuppoetry
Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. You embarrass me at parties. #breakuppoetry
An open door says, “Come in.” A shut door says, “Who are you?” My door says "Get the hell out." #breakuppoetry
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, in a fury, With you rapping at my door, Quoth the Larry, "Nevermore". #breakuppoetry
you said "i'll text you tomorrow" but now, my biggest sorrow is i'll never get back the money i let you borrow #breakuppoetry
Woman, I bid thee, hither not forth I've assembled all your belongings upon the front porch #breakuppoetry
I never saw a moor; I never saw the sea, Yet know I how a tether looks, So get away from me. #breakuppoetry
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine and by that I mean you've damaged me in ways I won't know about for years to come #breakuppoetry
since feeling is first who pays any attention Definitely not you Get off your phone #breakuppoetry
I know we once were tight. But I'm leaving, Mr. White. The blue stuff made me rich. So see ya later, BITCH. #breakuppoetry @aaronpaul_8