1. Do you understand how pasta works?
2. Can it see my...soul?
3. What do you call "spaying" when it's for humans?
4. Is this a sex thing?
5. You think Uncle Bert is ok to DJ?
6. Have there been significant cuts to police budgets?
7. ...there's an opening in the costume?
8. Is this really a good place to have a dance recital?
9. In what universe did you go shopping, even?
10. What's a drill for?
11. Do you really trust this guy to cut your hair?
12. Is a file really what you're looking for, dude?
13. ...what holiday is this, exactly?
14. No, seriously, what holiday are you supposed to be celebrating?
15. How did you...get there?
16. Is this what the whole GMO thing is about?
17. ...is this really necessary?
(Seriously...is it?)
Poor lil chile guy.