1. This monkey is appalled by the terrible bridesmaid dress she has to wear.
3. These lady cats love white wine.
The Real Housecats of [Insert City].
4. This pug can’t figure out what shoes go best with her outfit.
8. This bunny is thinking she shouldn’t have gotten wasted before putting her makeup on.
9. This chihuahua is never drinking and accessorizing again.
New Year’s Eve 2011!!!!
10. This horse is experiencing the shame of getting caught in her laundry-day outfit.
15. This rat is hoping her groom is wearing something nicer than the candy wrapper he usually has on.
16. This dog really wishes he didn’t have to dress up for the Lady Gaga theme party.
17. This pig really loves chocolate.
And is of the mind that calories totally don’t count on vacation.
18. This kitten reallllly wants to fit into Mommy’s dressy things.
20. This camel wishes her handler would STOP buying her lipstick.
Outtakes from Sex and the City 2.
21. This cat wearing pink heels is so cool she has to be Instagrammed.
A kitten in heels! Kittens don’t wear heels! Irony!
22. This duck likes to keep her delicate feathers out of the sun.
25. This monkey is wondering why it’s wearing a day dress for nighttime.
27. This pony is wondering WHY her owners seem to think she’s some kind of drag queen.
The pink dye was really overkill.
28. This cat wants to turn the outfit her mom gave her for Christmas into her new scratch toy already.
29. These chinchillas got a little out of hand during girls’ night out.
31. This dog is tired of paying for lousy manicures.
It’s so annoying when they don’t paint all the way down to the cuticle.
32. This cat belongs to Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld.
Her name is Choupette.