A new tumblr by GaffeTank makes Mitt Romney the star of many a' romantic comedy:
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An orator billionaire declares his love for country and promises to restore America’s promise without committing to any details.
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A straight-talking billionaire says exactly what a group of lined-pocket supporters want to hear, but what he doesn’t know is that the other 47% of the country is listening.
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A foolish billionaire discovers that corporations are people too, but then he falls in love with one.
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A billionaire Mormon preacher takes a stand on marriage – declaring it should be between a husband and wife or wives.
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A billionaire and his friend from Missouri get a hard life lesson when they meet the rarest of women – a legitimate rape expecting mother.
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An ambitious billionaire tries to erase his pink slip past by convincing the people he loves that someday he’ll be the job creator he was meant to be.