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Posted on Mar 24, 2015

10 More Texts Ted Cruz Asked Be Sent To 33733

In his announcement for presidential run, Ted Cruz asked his audience of Liberty University students to text the words “Constitution” or “Imagine” to an unexplained number. Here are a couple of other text requests he probably made after that sweet country music jam and heavily practiced kissing sequence.

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10 More Texts Ted Cruz Asked Be Sent To 33733

1. Your Routing Number

2. "Strawberry Fields," "Eleanor Rigby" or "Yellow Submarine"

3. A list of other schools with required assemblies, preferably with names like American Values College or Strict Borders University.

4. Pictures of my backside. That is if you got a good look at it, I wasn't sure.

5. Any statement with the words "hate" and "homosexuality". It doesn't have to be in that order, just whatever you feel like.

6. A noun, an adjective and a verb. I’m gonna do a mad lib after this.

7. Any knowledge on the current whereabouts of my father. He seems to have left again.

8. #NOThanksObama. You get it? It's like Thanks Obama, but not.

9. Anyone you know in the area that offers smiling lessons.

10 More Texts Ted Cruz Asked Be Sent To 33733

1. Your Routing Number

2. "Strawberry Fields," "Eleanor Rigby" or "Yellow Submarine"

3. A list of other schools with required assemblies, preferably with names like American Values College or Strict Borders University.

4. Pictures of my backside. That is if you got a good look at it, I wasn't sure.

5. Any statement with the words "hate" and "homosexuality". It doesn't have to be in that order, just whatever you feel like.

6. A noun, an adjective and a verb. I’m gonna do a mad lib after this.

7. Any knowledge on the current whereabouts of my father. He seems to have left again.

8. #NOThanksObama. You get it? It's like Thanks Obama, but not.

9. Anyone you know in the area that offers smiling lessons.

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