13 Things Only People Who Are Human Will Understand

Being a human is literally the WORST.

1. Salty liquid pouring from your skin

What is this witchery?! Why can't I just stick my tongue out to relieve myself from heat like my dog does?

2. Walking on two legs with shoes on

SHOES FTW.

3. Eating with a fork

Because it's civilized!

4. Arguing on the Internet

This person I will never meet is WRONG! I must correct this injustice immediately!

5. Air conditioning

Most humans don't understand how it actually works but we do understand the joy of that cold-making magic.

6. Saturday

Every day is Saturday to my cat. Only human beings can understand the joy of Saturday.

7. Opposable thumbs

You're toast, cans, me and these opposable thumbs of mine are gonna literally OPEN THE SHIT out of you!

8. Making fire

SUCK IT, lesser creatures, we can make fire!

9. Working for a paycheck

My cat doesn't work, why do I have to? Can't I just lay around and get paid to have someone take photos of me to put on the Internet?

10. Having a conscience

Never once has an animal felt remorse. Or wondered in their head "does this fur make me look fat?"

11. Trading paper with pictures on it for food or items

Cash rules everything around me amiright?

12. Using soap

What do you mean I have to step into this tiled box, let water fall on me and squeeze this liquid out of a bottle to cleanse myself??

13. Listicles

Words. On a screen. From a series of tubes. Bless my superior human brain for the ability to process this information!