Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring National Anthem Ever

It's the World Series, for god's sake! Was no one else around? I know she has a show on Fox (one that I actually enjoy), but this is too big a stage for her “aw shucks” act. What was Jennifer Hudson doing? Wasn't there a local choir who could have done it better? Couldn't they have just played Marvin Gaye's NBA All Star Game Anthem on the JumboTron and been done with it?

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  • Two things I accurately predicted about this post: 1) The Zooey Deschanel lemming parade will be pissed about this hilarious post. 2) Someone who makes boring music will definitely sing a boring national anthem.

  • christianh4 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • @Jeff Ting. We get it, now shut the fuck up troll. Stop trying to spread your opinion that others obviously don't have and don't want to hear just because you're a few of the oddballs out.  On topic. The view isn't up anymore… So does anyone have a link?

    AdventureNeckbeard
    7 months ago
  • joenuttall thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is LOL  about 7 months ago
  • I'll take it over Xtina's showboating and wrong lyrics any day.

    rachel707
    7 months ago
  • robbiea thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win & Cute  about 7 months ago
  • jackeer   Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring...  about 7 months ago
  • Okay, so I thought this performance was alright. She definitely lacks dynamics though.. It was like she was singing mezzo forte the whole song. So I can see why some people thought it was boring. Nice tone, but no presence in her performance.

    richardm23
    7 months ago
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  • sarastrum thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • FenrirIII thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • She was perfect. It's about time somebody did it right.

    manbearpig
    7 months ago
  • manbearpig thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • Diana thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Fail & Ew  about 7 months ago
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  • Andrew Is Mystified thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • It was really pitchy though… I don't understand why people liked it

    robertoo
    7 months ago
  • joeys4   Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... and thinks it’s Cute & Win  about 7 months ago
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  • Amanda   Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring...  about 7 months ago
  • I actually teared up a little. So beautifully simple. Until Big Tex made his cameo, aaaaaaaaaaand then I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    mandabear82
    7 months ago
  • Cute as a button……….. wait, IS THAT GEORGE BUSH? FUCKING WHAT????? HOW COULD THE PUBLIC TOLERATE THAT

    apoc
    7 months ago
  • SarahEarly   Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... and thinks it’s Win & Cute  about 7 months ago
  • katiep5 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Fail  about 7 months ago
  • Flat. Are you people deaf? This is bad. ahaha. Christinia Aguilera did a better job when she was 11.

    KillJoy
    7 months ago
  • KillJoy   Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... and thinks it’s LOL, Fail & Ew  about 7 months ago
  • ashleighj2 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
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  • amandah7 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Ew  about 7 months ago
  • She moved up from Hipster chick Id have a one night stand with to Invite her to breakfast, the day after, and see where things go.

    VashTSChacon
    7 months ago
  • mattp11 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Cute & Win  about 7 months ago
  • jenniferc15 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • To whoever wrote the headline and the opening paragraph, go screw yourself. This woman has a wonderful voice.

    Caped Crusader
    7 months ago
  • Whatever. Say what you will about her acting or her interviews, but I thought that was beautifully done. Seriously, it was one of the best versions I've heard in a long time.

    rossl5
    7 months ago
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  • danielled8 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • It was lovely.

    JEdoubleSSSS
    7 months ago
  • jasonr13 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Cute & Win  about 7 months ago
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  • I think it sounded very nice.

    Gitsie Gutwrench
    7 months ago
  • firedeveryday thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is OMG  about 7 months ago
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  • yuyulih thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Cute & Win  about 7 months ago
  • brittanyls thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • jamesr17 thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win & Cute  about 7 months ago
  • Cute fail. I agree- she didnt put much emotion into it.

    izaya
    7 months ago
  • izaya thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Cute & Fail  about 7 months ago
  • chrisp26   Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring...  about 7 months ago
  • Finally somebody who doesn't try to put a bunch of Whitney Houston bullshit into it. “Ohhohhhwhoawhoawhoawhoa say… huh-can you seeeEEEeeeeEEoooyouuehhEHeehhEHoooho-ho-ho-eeee…” I've been waiting for this for like a quarter century!

    oOo
    7 months ago
  • LV   Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... and thinks it’s Cute & Win  about 7 months ago
  • jellybones thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • She is freaking awesome!

    Mom
    7 months ago
  • Mom thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • Cal Loughlin thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Cute & Win  about 7 months ago
  • The anthem was fine i was more concerned about the air force losers and fucking Bush…

    Idiot Ballroom
    7 months ago
  • tay_phill thinks Zooey Deschanel Sings The Most Boring... is Win  about 7 months ago
  • That was excellent. Not sure what qualifies this as “boring”.

    It's me, man...
    7 months ago
  • Am I the only one who doesn't hate her? I don't love her, but I think she's a decent actress and I enjoy listening to She & Him. She's not the best, but she definitely doesn't deserve the hate.

    vespo
    7 months ago

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