Sports·Posted on Feb 13, 2013This Lakers Security Guard Named "Ted Vagina," Who Ejected Shaq, Looks A Lot Like Will FerrellDon't cross Will.by Jack MooreBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Last night at the Lakers game, Will Ferrell showed up dressed as one of the Staples Center's "red coat" security guards. Ferrell's name for the night was "Ted Vagina". Ferrell played it pretty straight. Look how intimidating he is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He even got in one fan's face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Wha? It's Shaq! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I don't know what Shaq did, but he doesn't put up even a hint of an argument as Will cuffs him and takes him out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Don't mess with Will Ferrell, even if you're a terrifying giant of a man. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF View this video on YouTube youtube.com H/T Entertainment Tonight.