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The Today Show Is Auctioning Off A Hoda-Inspired Cabbage Patch Doll

And it’s so drunk it can’t sit up straight. How realistic.

And you can bid on it over at eBay for only $81.* Because that’s reasonable.



*As of this writing.

The Today Show Is Auctioning Off A Hoda-Inspired Cabbage Patch Doll

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And you can bid on it over at eBay for only $81.* Because that’s reasonable.



*As of this writing.

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