That was the most powerful quaker in DC since Richard Nixon, AMIRITE?

was on toilet. wiping my ass… when the toilet began to shake!!!

I'm not going to stop telling you people this..To all the people who are west coasters saying that these people are being wimps telling them to handle it better, stupid things like that.

Can I educate you on the geological makeup of this country?
You who said a 5.9 earthquake isn't a big deal because those happen here on the west coast all the time. The geological makeup of the east and west coast differs greatly, and to put it the best I have heard it, an earthquake here is like hitting a wood with a hammer, it absorbs the blow for the most part, the earthquake on the east coast would be like hitting a hammer on a metal pipe while gripping it tightly in your hand, it has a greater resonance frequency. Educate yourself on what that would actually make that earthquake feel like before you spout out ignorant things please.

That was a good one. Try 7.2 on for size. People were running out of restaurants with that one…of course they were all tourists, but that was a big one so it could be thought of as reasonable.

Haha we totally are thinking “shut the fuck up, you babies.” I'm in California, that shit is nuuuthiiing.

I don't know who Anna Drezen is, but I'm madly in love with her.

Number 10. Oh my god. That's exactly what I was thinking, too. xD Although 5.9 is a pretty decent earthquake. Hope everyone is alright over there!

Social media is causing more of an earthquake that 'quake ” itself. :)